Everything is up to date in this Royal city, that is Chief among others because it birthed Cooper

This soup is usually served ice cold, so if it's been sitting out and becomes room-temp, it's gonna feel like your mouth's on fire. It's gonna feel like your body's on fire.

As a kid in the Woods at West Valley, Cooper would hang out with friends. Once he brought THIS friend over and showed him to the master bedroom in order to catch a glimpse of Cooper's naked mother.

In middle school, some of The Buddies banded together to create this business that hosted golf tournaments, threw formal dances, and printed t shirts among other things. The company was eventually acquired before it ever went public.

This is the capitol city of Georgia

Meander down the roads and avenues of your mind to give us this common noun that is also Cooper's middle name.

This movie, starring Santa Claus, might be described as a cosmic gumbo. A little bit Tarintino, a little bit Michael Mann, it almost moves to the beat of jazz.

At about age 11, Cooper stopped sleeping here and started sleeping alone. He shall not sleep alone much longer, only this time he will be sharing a bed with only one person.

Cooper met Georgia while he was dating this now married woman.

This state fish of Georgia has a real gaping maw

It is most likely the early years at Windy Gap which instilled the love of this southern soda. He much prefers it to water.

This frequent guest on the Colgate Comedy Hour did panels with Paul Julian the guy who did the voice of the Road Runner. "Beep-beep." We listened to his whole album that one night I told you you'd never be a good writer cause you don't have a curious mind.

Always the lover, in third grade, Cooper began dating a girl by this odd name shared with a Westworld host.

Cooper graduated early, after about a semester an a half, from his alma mater, the University of Tennessee pursuing a degree in this field

This state is known is Get Low, get high on bath salts, evade taxes, have a population of 0 gay people, and give birth to Georgia Gillette

Cooper never took a pacifier as a baby. Instead he would suck on these well into elementary school.

You gotta give, if you use this website and don't give, the site goes dark. You gotta give.

Cooper is clumsy. He was hospitalized twice as a child. Once as a baby with a life threatening case of croup, and once again at age six because of an accident involving this motor vehicle.

Pretty unlucky, Cooper has painted this many murals in the greater Knoxville area to date.

Better known for his role as a henchman opposite Jamie Taco, Paul Walter Houser first played Richard Jewell who spotted a bomb in this park in 1996

This fallacy of a tactic was Cooper's favorite when he needed to get his way as a child. It was almost always effective, garnering sympathy from all adults, and prompting spankings and time outs for his brother.

He's no Roy Donk, but he was a regular guest on The Colgate Hour.

Cooper's sexual awakening began with a DVD copy of this Pixar movie when he developed his first ever crush crush for the onscreen daughter.

Cooper has established many trademarks in adulthood such as his Kavu hat, circular glasses, and his type of footwear.

Georgia Gillette is an athlete, However you spin it, she competed in this sport for 9 years.