Concussion Central | Did Claire do it? | Ass | Tickets she should have gotten | Quotes |
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What is traumatic brain injury
TBI stands for
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Yes
Did she have a curling iron inside her?
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Good Ass Intro by Chance the Rapper
What song is this
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What is operating a vehicle impaired
OVI stands for
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What is "clit"
"I'm going to change my name to ___"
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Columbus and NOLA
Name two cities Claire has gotten a concussion in
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No, but other folks had close calls
Did she shit her pants driving back from the Adirondacks?
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Danny Devito
Whose ass is this
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What is public indecency?
Charges for this ticket can range from a fourth-degree misdemeanor to a fifth-degree felony, and the penalties are as follows: Fourth-degree misdemeanor: up to 30 days in jail and/or up to a $250 fine. Third-degree misdemeanor: up to 60 days in jail and/or a fine of up to $500. This means if Claire got charged, she would owe more than $50,000. Easily.
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What is "a child"
"I'd rather have alcohol than ___"
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CT scan
What is the diagnostic imaging procedure that uses a combination of X-rays and computer technology to produce images of the inside of the body?
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No, not acid :)
Did she yell at several police officers about acid while tripping?
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Ass Like That by Eminem
What song is this
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What is $157
How much does a speeding ticket for going 20 mph over the limit cost in Ohio?
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What is no, she said, “here ya go, you mayonnaise-loving fuck.” (To Ranchael)
Did Claire say, "here ya go, you ranch-loving fuck"?
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Yes
Can you get a concussion without hitting your head
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Possibly??
Did she get banned from an airline?
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Tom Cruise
Whose ass is this
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Ohio law classifies the possession of a Schedule I controlled substance as a felony. The chemical compound tetrahydrocannibanol (THC) is a Schedule I controlled substance, and thus, the possession of pure THC is arguably a felony.
Is owning a dab pen a felony in Ohio?
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What is "husband"
"Go ____ that man-lesbian"
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6?
How many concussions has Claire gotten
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No
Has she ever graduated in the same class as Rachael, Michael, or Sarah? (High school, undergrad, or grad)
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Margot Robbie
Whose ass is this
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What is shoplifting?
Megan Fox, Britney Spears, and Winona Ryder have all been charged for this.
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What is "nugs not drugs"
What was Claire's email signature in high school? (3 words)
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