6 days after getting their driver's license, this Chaser drove their SUV through a fence and into a stranger's backyard (yikes on the ensuing insurance premiums).

At the age of 19, this Chaser found himself in Sin City. Persuaded by the encouragement of his friends, $150 cash, and a growing crowd, this Chaser elected to jump into the famous Bellagio water fountains - and was subsequently denied entry into the Marshmellow concert on the basis that he was soaking wet.

In Grade 8, this Chaser was accused by his Math teacher that he had been orchestrating an underground fight ring consisting of younger students.

At the young age of 16, this Chaser came home to an intruder robbing his family home. In true Chaser fashion (literally and figuratively), this guy "chased" the intruder, caught him, and pinned him down until the authorities arrived.

This Chaser collects pokemon cards.

While receiving oral pleasantries, this Chaser proceeded to "rip ass" while his partner remained in close proximity to his blow hole. Surprisingly, the services were not delayed or impeded in any way. This was also his buddies cousin.

During his first/last shift QB'ing the powerplay, this Chaser was dangerously close to losing a nut after taking one in the beans.

During his undergrad, this Chaser was given the nickname "Organizer" - which was subsequently shortened to "Orgy" and got taken out of context for its meaning.

This Chaser woke up the morning after a Blake Shelton concert at BVJ only to find a lady beside him who had a full John A. Dingman in her lip.

In PeeWee, this Chaser would be harassed by his teammates about being a lil chubby. In response, he would take the family iPad and search "how to get rid of moobs, fast".

This Chaser barely squeaked into University because he was playing for the varsity soccer team - but was subsequently cut from said soccer team.

During UNDERGRAD, this Chaser got so banged up at a frat party that he pooped himself on his walk home. Too drunk to notice, this Chaser woke up in dirty poopy pants the next morning.

This Chaser put his arm through a window at a high school and needed ~90 stitches to close all of the lacerations in his arm.

This Chaser has been to a One Direction stadium concert.

This Chaser has changed.