Who was Canada’s first Prime Minister?
a) Sir John. A MacDonald.
b) Sir Reginald Wiggly
c) Sir Wilfred Laurier
d) Sir Lancelot du Lac

How many provinces does Canada have?
a) Fifty.
b) Ten.
c) Eight.
d) Trick question; Canada doesn’t have Provinces, but States.

Who is Canada’s present Head-of-State?
a) President Stephen Harper.
b) Emperor Trudeau II Emmanuel
c) President Barack Obama
d) Queen Elizabeth II.

What is a “timbit?”
a) An incredibly crude slang term for one of the Prime Minister’s testicles.
b) A nonsensical expression used to denote extreme cold (“You’ll freeze your timbits off!”)
c) A ball of deep-fried dough and sugar (known by the Americans a

What is the only Canadian province to have a dinosaur named after it?
a) Ontario
b) Alberta
c) Saskatchewan
d) Tyrannosauria

In what year was Canada’s confederation?
a) 1608
b) 1867
c) 1982
d) 2163

Name Canada’s only majority French-speaking province.
a) Manitoba
b) Quebec.
c) Quahog.
d) Nouveau-Brunswicke

Who is Canada’s current Prime Minister?
a) Gordon MacKenzie
b) Jean Chretien
c) Stephen Harper.
d) Reginald Wiggly.

Name the fictional red-haired denizen of Prince Edward Island who is a staple of Canadian literature?
a) Pippi Longstocking
b) Anne of Green Gables
c) Anne of Cleaves
d) Mildred of Purple Windowframes

Which Canadian medical researcher discovered insulin?
a) Frederick Banting
b) Norman Bethune
c) Charles Insulin
d) Peter Mansbridge

Quebec City was founded by which explorer?
a) Jacques Cartier
b) Jacques Villeneuve
c) Jacques Plante
d) Samuel du Champlain

What is Canada’s largest city?
a) Toronto.
b) Montreal
c) R’l’yeh
d) Vancouver

Name the tiny arctic island which is periodically disputed between Canada and Denmark.
a) Sid’s Island
b) Hans Island
c) Lars Island
d) Pen Island

Why should you rrrroll-up the rrrrrim?
a) To win.
b) To lose.
c) To die.
d) To sleep, perchance to dream. But in this sleep of death, what dreams may come? Aye, there’s the rub!

Name the world-renowned institute of theoretical physics located in Waterloo, Ontario.
a) The Circumference Institute
b) The Balsillie Institute
c) The Perimeter Institute
d) The Kitchener Institute

In which of the following years was Canada not invaded?
a) 1775
b) 1914
c) 1759
d) 1812

Upon what landmass is the city of Vancouver situated?
a) Vancouver Island
b) Victoria Island
c) Isle-de-Montreal
d) North America

Name the small British colony in the Caribbean which periodically petitions to join Canada. P
a) Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
b) Saint Augustine and the Hippos
c) Turks and Caicos
d) Trinidad and Tobago

What is a “Mountie?”
a) A racy Canadian slang term for someone who has been mounted. In bed.
b) A racy Canadian slang term for someone who has been mounted as a hunting trophy.
c) A member of Canada’s national police force.
d) A member of Canada’s armed

Which (partially-)Canadian inventor is said to have invented the telephone?
a) Innocenzo Manzetti
b) Nikola Tesla
c) Alexander Graham Bell
d) Thomas Edison

Most of what is now western Canada was once legally-owned by which Corporation?
a) The Great Lakes Company
b) The East India Company
c) The Hudson’s Bay Company
d) Boeing.

What do the indigenous people who live in the Canadian arctic call themselves?
a) Eskimoes
b) Esquimaux
c) Inuit.
d) Inuktitut.

Name the capital of Canada.
a) Ottawa
b) Winnipeg
c) Moosejaw
d) Halifax

What isWhich of the following Science Fiction authors is not Canadian?
a) William Gibson
b) Robert J. Sawyer
c) Iain M. Banks
d) Cory Doctorow

Which celebrated fossil bed in Canada contains soft-tissue imprints of five hundred million-year-old Cambrian lifeforms?
a) The Buldoon Shale
b) The Alberta badlands
c) The Newfoundland Escarpment
d) The Burgess Shale