Two Things I Don’t Fuck With | They Live in Texas | My Favorite Colors | Ben Drankin’ | Debauchery |
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Who is Bruce Clark
If you found a condom in Tyler’s twin bed, it likely came from this person
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Who is Abbie Wasinger
This is the person the most members of the group have slept with
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Who is James Grogan
This person owes their election to the “Crump” Crew
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What is a Gold Four Loko
Cole Waters almost never brought any alcohol to any college party, but when he did, you could bet it was one of these
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Who is Zack Martin
This person got arrested over a $1 slice of pizza
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What is Union College
During college, this institution, often home to many townies, is where Zack and Bruce almost made the Guinness World Records Book for Nastiest 3-Way
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Who is Kayla Schandera
This high school whore invited over the naked sandwiches
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What is Be Uncommon
This is what Max said was on the board
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What is egg nog
This is the alcoholic drink that was drunk at Bruce’s War Hill house on New Year’s Eve, while pornography was being watched
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Who are Bruce, Cody, and Tyler
These 3 fab 5 members jerked off in the same room together
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Who is Jordan Seppenfield
Alexis Newsome
This person sucked Bruce and Zack off through a window
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Who is Morgan Huber
This young lady could not get Matthew Hammond hard (or she did and he was just too embarrassed to admit it)
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Who is Rachel Starling
This non-Hoagie “pornstar” was with Bruce, Mitch, and Matt when they were instructed to drive the Hoagie’s boat from the marina to the dock.
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What is $3
This is the amount of money paid to Grant to throw up after shotgunning 4 beers in 15 minutes
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Who is Katie Williamson
This is the person Bruce and Zack were going to double team before Rita made Zack come home
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Who is Shope
This is the only person in the group who has gotten the N-word pass (slept with a black girl)
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Who is Kaylee Akin
This girl very rudely kept Grant and Matt awake one night because she would not be quiet.
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What is Fannin County Rebels
Bruce Clark sprained his ankle so badly that he could barely walk before playing this team
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What is Soy Sauce
Mitchel Putnam took back-to-back shots of this non-alcoholic substance one night at Mandyville
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Who is Jordan Deep
Bruce Clark owes this person $3
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What is 3 hot, steamy loads
Brianna Early
This is how many loads Grant dumped in the girl he lost his virginity to, Bonus Points for her name
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What is 5
This is the amount of people in this group who have seen Summer Sanders’ tits
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What is PNP
Pizza Nasty Pussy
This is the Acronym for the Original Shed, Bonus Points for what it stands for
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What is Amaretto Sour
This is a drink, made from almonds, that Grant used to carry around a handle of at parties at UNG and drink
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Who is Zach Guy
This person ruined Operation Pool House by getting the cops called
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