| Talon’s Exes | Kurtis Quotes | Boy’s History Moments | Fuckable Old Men | Gayest CamKurtis Moments |
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Who is Kate Arnett?
This colorful character almost got Talon arrested.
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“Not today, Sharon!”
Spoken when avoiding a car wreck.
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What is the cookie cake?
A present from Talon for a relationship anniversary.
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What is the kiss?
An exchange at Virginia Walsh’s party to be wingmen for Cameron Durbin and Jaden Raney.
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Who is Allison Z.?
A class of 2020 student currently attending UT Martin. She played cello in the McCracken orchestra and once did roller derby.
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“You, too, have been there!”
Spoken in the play Peter & Wendy.
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What is mountain dew pong?
A game that was once a staple at New Years Eve.
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What is the backrub?
A moment shared in a hot tub while the sun rose.
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Who is Lexi Crass?
McCracken class of 2022 student known for being on the Dance Team, currently a member of the Davenport University Dance Team.
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“It’s honest woirk.”
Spoken in the musical Newsies.
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What is the red room?
A side room in Brooke’s basement used for smoking weed.
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What was Cameron’s 18th birthday?
A lover’s quarrel bordering on domestic abuse where Cameron was given a birthday spanking.
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Who is Jillian Smith?
This McCracken class of 2020 student played flute and competed in Poetry Out Loud.
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“You ever fuck a bitch so hard she winds up in a mental institution?”
Said in reference to Talon and Kate.
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What is the maid book?
A book Talon and Ethan offered to buy from a man at OMGcon, but didn’t return to do.
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What is his spotlight?
A position Kurtis filled for Cameron in Legally Blond.
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Who is Jasmine?
Once a drum major in the Mccracken County Marching Band.
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“You could scan that shit.” or “Is that a barcode?”
Said about Brooke Wilkins’ scars.
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What is a lemon?
Laney greened out on Rutherford’s couch and made Kurtis drive to Walmart to buy this.
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What is the corn field orgy?
A rumor started by Bryan Pont.
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