Mad scientist creates a man from bits of other men.

Kid is forced to live in a cupboard because of a feud he has with a noseless man

Cursed train-human hybrid

The cat, the wizard, and the piece of furniture.

Girl gets anxious about throwing up, which then makes her feel sick, which makes her want to puke up her...

The first book about time machines

Shiny vampire creeps on 17 year old, before running away to the Vatican in Book 2. He has the skin of a killer.

Group of extra-terrestrials passionate about a particular piece of clothing

Two lads decide to solve some crimes together.

Discounted blue bread boys in love.

Man wakes up to find that his house is about to be bulldozed, only to discover that the entire planet is going to be bulldozed. #42

Old man feuds with teenager for winning a competition using some berries. What? She was hungry!

Large stray cat turns up to be fed, and parent's don't turf it out.

Girl follows small mammal into an alternate dimension, and nearly gets decapitated

Some kids are really depressed and sheety.

All of the cities are on wheels, and they are all at war.

Child realises that his mum has been mispronouncing his name for the past 12 years, and is accused of robbery. It's all a bit greek to me.

Boy finds piece of plastic in food, and because he doesn't complain, he's spared from murder.

It's a bit blustery in this grass... Also, he's not a rat, he's a vole.

Teens in love, Nellie is the star.

A group of kids get sent to the Moon for publicity reasons, and then it gets creepy

Lots of men are obsessed with one piece of jewelry that is more important than all of the other pieces of jewelry.

Very tall man helps young girl to see her dreams.

Young lad sneaks into his neighbour's garden to steal something, loses all of his clothes (including his little blue jackeet) and nearly dies. His mother is not impressed.

Wussy lad writes about how much of a wuss he is, and draws rubbish pictures to accompany it.