"Your such a huge fucking downy fag. Kill Yourself Fag. The historical is up your ass fag. I hate queers like you."

"Do or do not. There is no try"

"Hello there"

"Death is the solution to all problems. No man, no problem."

"if you're ever trying to find me, I'm the black one!"

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

"I don't like sand. Its course, and ruff, and irritating. And it gets everywhere."

"The atom bomb is a paper tiger which the United States reactionaries use to scare people. It looks terrible, but in fact, it isn't."

What month is Wes's birthday

"I'm just tryna be funny and then I get banned"

“We stand here amidst my achievement. Not yours!”

"It's a Trap!"

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

"I want to kill all the people who think they are animals... and then the gays”

“As my sweet mother always said, ‘Son, if one hostage is good, two are better. And three, well, that’s good business.'”

"Are we blind? Deploy the garrison!"

"I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few."

What was Wes's first job?

“Wait, Shan is half Indian? That’s why he’s so good at computers”

“I’ve seen what such feelings can do to a fully trained Jedi Knight. To the best of us.”

"That log had a child"

"I want you to know that everything I did, I did for my country."