Explained Poorly | Rhyme Time | By Another Name | Monarchal Malarky | Double Trouble |
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Who is Jezebel
THIS WOMAN DID HER MAKEUP AND THEN FED SOME DOGS
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What are Eve's Leaves
THE FIRST WOMAN'S COLLECTION OF PLANT VASCULAR SYSTEM APPENDAGES
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Who is Michael
JESUS WAS REFERRED TO BY THIS NAME WHEN CASTING SATAN AND HIS DEMONS OUT OF HEAVEN
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Who is Absalom
A SHORTER HAIRCUT MAY HAVE AVOIDED THIS USURPER OF THE THRONE'S EMBARASSING DEATH
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Who is Mary
THE MOTHER OF JESUS
or THE SISTER OF MARTHA |
Who is David
THIS GUY TRADED CHUNKS OF PHILESTINE PRIVATE PARTS FOR A WIFE
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What is Nable's Table
ABIGAIL'S SENSELESS HUSBAND'S PRIMARY DINING SURFACE
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Who is Matthew
THIS TAX COLLECTOR WHO BECAME A CHRISTIAN WAS ALSO KNOWN AS LEVI
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Who is the Prince of Persia
A UBISOFT VIDEO GAME FRANCHISE SHARES A NAME WITH THIS DEMONIC RULER WHO STOOD IN OPPOSITION TO AN ANGEL IN THE BOOK OF DANIEL
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Who is Saul
THE FORMER NAME OF THE APOSTLE TO THE NATIONS
or ISRAEL'S FIRST KING |
Who is Balaam
HE BEAT HIS OWN ASS BECAUSE IT WAS MAKING UNUSUAL NOISES
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What is Ham's Sham
A DECORATIVE PILLOW BELONGING TO ONE OF NOAH'S YOUNGER SONS
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Who is Thaddaeus
ANOTHER NAME FOR AN APOSTLE NAMED JUDAS WHO DID *NOT* BETRAY JESUS
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What is a Satrap
A TITLE FOR A TYPE OF VICEROY OR PROVINCIAL GOVERNER APPOINTED BY THE KING IN THE BABYLONIAN AND PERSION EMPIRES
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What is Labor
A TYPE HARD WORK THAT WAS FORBIDDEN ON THE SABBATH
or SOMETHING THAT WAS MADE MUCH MORE PAINFUL BECAUSE OF EVE'S ACTIONS |
Who is Jaal
SHE BROKE INTO A TEMPLE USING ONLY A TENT SPIKE AND SOME MILK
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What is Haman's Caiman
A SMALL LATIN-AMERICAN ALLIGATORID BELONGING TO THE AGAGITE HUSBAND OF ZERESH
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Who is Ahasuerus
THE PERSIAN KING XERXES I WENT BY THIS NAME IN THE BOOK OF ESTHER
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Who is Eglon
THIS MOABITE KING WAS SO AMPLE IN FIGURE THAT THE SWORD USED TO ASSASSINATE HIM WAS COMPLETELY ENGULFED IN HIS FAT
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Who is Simon
A PSUEDONYM FOR AN APOSTLE WHO RAN A FISHING BUSINESS
or ONE OF LIKE 8 OTHER GUYS FROM AROUND THE SAME PLACE AND TIME |
Who is Eutychus
THIS KID WAS A WINDOWS USER WHO DIED BECAUSE HE FELL ASLEEP AT MEETING
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What is Sadden Abaddon
YOU WOULD END UP DOING THIS IF YOU MADE THE ANGEL OF THE ABYSS DOWNTRODDEN
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Who is Jospeh
THIS MAN WAS GIVEN THE NAME "ZAPHENATH-PANEAH" BY PHARAOH
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Who is Jeroboam
AFTER SOLOMON'S DEATH, ISRAEL WAS SPLIT INTO TWO KINGDOMS. THIS KING WAS THE FIRST TO RULE THE NORTHERN TEN-TRIBE KINGDOM
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What/who is Laban
A LOCATION MENTIONED IN DEUTERONOMY 1:1
or THE GRANDSON OF NAHOR AND GRANDNEPHEW OF ABRAHAM |