What is the hottest the tub gets?

Complete the phrase, "run Boobie..."

Sunday 9 O'clock, the new GOT eppy is out. Where's Hanley?

This bagger was the first to get officially naked lapped on the 500 boards.

The Foyer can fit this number of half gallon Wawa lemon diet iced teas.

Price is right style. Losers drink.

Who is affectionately referred to by the residents of 500 as "The Watcher" in reference to the tub

This dweller was voted 'most likely to fart in a baby's mouth and run away' in high school.

It's parents weekend, Hanley gets you all hot and bothered by a potenchy 500 bbq and marination sesh before ripping the rug right out from under you with a snap from this location.

Bonus: which two girls were in the photograph with big and lil Hanley

How much does each individual board weigh?

What are the dimensions of the 500 sign placed above the mantle in the Foyer?

Motley Crue released an album in 1985 titled 'Theatre of Pain." This song from the album was an anthem for Lue, founder of Motley Lue and later Loogle.

Which grade has Marinaro self-diagnosed as the athletic peak of his life?

A meteor is 15 minutes away from wiping out all life on Earth. Students scramble to find their friends and loved ones as their time in this life comes to an end. Where's Hanley?

What is the regulation distance between boards?

How many times has Uncle Sko engaged in sexual relations one of the two Foyer couches

President John Quincy Adams was known to swim in the Potomac river at the start of each day to wake himself up. These two residents of 500 do something similar with the tub, using it every morning to wash away all the dirty, naughty, ineffable sex they had the night before.

How many stairs are there leading down to the basement?

It's 3am and the power just went out. Everyone else goes outside to check the circuit breakers. Where's Hanley?

Which resident of 500 had this to say about 'the beautiful game:' "Cornhole is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever created."

The stool located by the stairs was stolen by these two brothers of the Psi chapter.

When and by whom was the modern hot tub created?

Hint: Name has to do with Hot tubs, 20th century

Mahoney's little brother shotgunned this specific drink with Brother Chris Daleo during dad's weekend.

What is Hanley thinking about right now (Hanley don't say anything and come tell me).

(Where is Hanley's mind)

The fourth red bag was seen sneaking out of 500 with this inanimate object.

In ancient times, the land of Pat, home to Gil Faison and the Piece Fiddler, was under siege from a mythical beast. This beast was born out of this object located within the four walls of the Foyer.

Bonus: What is the name of this mythical beast? (real in mythology)