SPORTS | 2020 MOVIES | ME, MYSLEF, AND I | FACT OR FICTION | ANAGRAMS |
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ORLANDO
THE NBA SEASON WILL RESUME ON JULY 31ST WITH 22 TEAMS PLAYING IN THIS FLORIDA CITY HOME OF THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.
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MULAN
THIS LIVE ACTION DISNEY FILM IS ABOUT A WARRIOR PRINCESS'S WHO SEEKS TO BRING HONOR TO HER FAMILY.
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C. BOTH
WHILE PLAYING FOOTBALL HAVE I
A: BROKEN MY LEFT COLLARBONE B: BROKEN MY LEFT COLLARBONE C: BROKEN BOTH MY COLLARBONES D: BROKEN NEITHER OF MY COLLARBONES |
2 IS FALSE
1. HORSES ARE PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF VOMITING
2. A GROUP OF SEA CUCUMBERS IS CALLED A SALAD |
FUNNIEST
FINE NUTS
(DESCRIBES ME PERFECTLY) |
HOUSTON ASTROS
THIS MLB FRANCHISE SHOULD BENEFIT FROM NOT HAVING OPPOSING FANS IN THE STANDS BOOING THEM AFTER THEIR SIGN STEALING SCANDAL.
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SCARLETT JOHANNSEN
FANS CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THIS ACTRESS RECLAIM HER ROLE AS NATASHA ROMANOFF IN HER ORIGIN STORY BLACK WIDOW
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D. NO TATTOOS
DO I HAVE A TTATTOO OF
A: A KING OF HEARTS ON MY RIGHT WRIST B: A DRAGON ON MY RIGHT SHOULDER BLADE C: A HUMMINGBIRD ON MY LEFT ANKLE D: I DON'T HAVE ANY TATTOOS |
1 IS FALSE
1. THE TOENAIL OF YOUR LITTLE TOE IS CALLED THE SPUNGLE
2. IF 23 PEOPLE ARE IN THE SAME ROOM, THERE IS A 50% CHANCE THAT 2 PEOPLE SHARE THE SAME BIRTHDAY. 3. THE AVERAGE CLOUD WEIGHS OVER A MILLIONS POUNDS |
MASSAGES
ASS GAMES
(LOOSENS UP THE MUSCLES) |
TOKYO
THE 2020 SUMMER OLYMPICS WERE CANCELLED DUE TO COVID 19. THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HELD IN THIS CITY.
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A QUIET PLACE
EMILY BLUNT WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO SURVIVE WITHOUT HER HUSBAND JON KRASINSKI IN THE SEQUEL TO THIS SILENT THRILLER.
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C. HOLD MY BREATH FOR TWO MINUTES
WHICH OF THESE THINGS CAN I NOT DO
A: SAY THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS IN LESS THAN 4 SECONDS B: SOLVE A RUBIX CUBE C HOLD MY BREATH FOR TWO MINUTES D:TOUCH MY TONGUE WITH MY NOSE |
1 IS FALSE
1. THE NINE BANDED ARMADILLO ALMOST ALWAYS GIVES BIRTH TO TWINS
2. IT IS ILLEGAL TO HUNT WHALES IN ARIZONA 3.EATING A POLAR BEAR LIVER CAN KILL HUMANS |
MISHEARD
HARD SEMI
(NOT EASY TO GRASP) |
RIPPED HIS PANTS
AFTER SINKING THE SHOT OF THE DAY DURING A CHARITY GOLF MATCH TOM BRADY DID THIS WHILE GRABBING HIS GOLF BALL OUT OF THE HOLE.
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GHOSTBUSTERS
THIS MOVIE FRANCHISE COMES BACK TO THE BIG SCREEN WITH ACTORS BILL MURRAY AND DAN AKROYD RETURNING TO THEIR PARANORMAL SHENANIGHANS AFTER BEING RETIRED FOR 30 YEARS.
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A. PETER GRIFFIN
I ENJOY DOING VOICE IMPERSONATIONS. WHICH ONE CAN I NOT DO.
A; PETER GRIFFIN B: CHEWBACCA C: ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS D: STITCH |
3 IS FALSE
1. HUMANS SHARE 60% OF THEIR DNA WITH BANANAS
2. HITLER ONCE TRIED TO ASSASSINATE WINSTON CHURCHILL WITH EXPLODING CHOCOLATES. 3.CROSSWALKS WERE ORIGINALLY SOLID WHITE BUT WERE CHANGED TO LINES DURING THE GREAT DEPRESSION 4 OTTERS HOLD HANDS WHILE THEY SLEEP SO THAT THEY DON'T DRIFT APART |
SUBTITLE
TITS LUBE
(MY GRAN NEEDS THIS) |
BUNDESLIGA
ONE OF THE FIRST SPORTS TO RETURN WAS GERMAN SOCCER WHICH IS ALSO KNOWN AS THIS
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NEW MUTANTS
MARVEL LOOKS TO JOIN THE THRILLER GENRE WITH THIS MOVIE SET IN THE X-MEN UNIVERSE.
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B. SWIMMING NEXT TO A BOAT PROPELLER
I HAVE A SCAR ON MY LEFT FOREARM THAT NEEDED 6 STITCHES. DID I GET IT FROM:
A: PLAYING HOT LAVA AND CUTTING IT ON A PICTURE FRAME B: SWIMMING INTO A BOAT PROPELLER C: SLIPPED WHILE ICE SKATING D: RUNNING WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS |
2 AND 3 ARE FALSE
1. MCDONALDS IS THE LARGEST DISTRIBUTOR OF TOYS IN THE WORLD
2.DOPLHINS ARE THE ONLY MAMMALS THAT DONT HAVE HAIR OR FUR. 3. SHARK TEETH ARE TWICE AS STRONG AS HUMAN TEETH 4. IF YOU FOLD A PAPER 42 TIMES THAT IT'S THICKNESS WOULD BE ABLE TO REACH THE MOON |
CONSIDER
NICE RODS
(I'LL THINK ABOUT IT) |