All of my friends jumped off a bridge so I too jumped off a bridge and broke my tailbone.

I have played beer league hockey.

I once had green hair.

I eat ranch with almost everything.

I have over 56+ first cousins.

When I took my drivers exam I didn’t pass the first time because I ran a red light.

I was on a hip hop dance team in middle school.

I was one of the settlement kids for the McDonald’s lawsuit about in the 80’s regarding dangerously scalding hot liquids- and still have a scar down the back of my leg to this day from it.

My first & middle name both come from radio soap operas from the 80s.

I once talked my little brother into giving me his birthday present on his birthday.

I once played the entire Mickey Mouse Clubhouse theme song in the surgery waiting room because I didn't realize it was coming from my phone.

I learned the choreography from Britney's "Slave 4 U" video during quarantine.

As a kid I convinced my neighbor to cut off their collectors item furbies eyelashes because they would “grow back.”

I actually enjoy the smell of manure when visiting or driving past farms.

When I was about 8 or 9, a kid tried to tease me about my name and pedal away on his bicycle. I caught up to him on foot and pushed him off his bike. He didn’t make fun of me anymore.

In high school I planned to jump scare my boyfriend. I was hiding on top of a seat behind a door. To my horror, after taking the leap as he walked in, I actually took an unauthorized piggy back ride on his dads back. But I did successfully scare him!

I ran up an ancient fortress (1,148 ft in elevation) before sunrise.

I was offered a job with the NYPD twice.

I collect stickers and have an extensive collection/addiction.

When I was really little, I would find random stuff in the carpet of my family’s home and feed it to my little sister, telling her it was her “vitamins”.

One time, while showering with a new boyfriend, I accidentally used a martial arts move and threw him out of the shower. He fell to the ground, mouth agape, looking at me in shock. Then the shower curtail and rod fell on his head. I felt bad but when that shower rod fell on his head I doubled over in laughter.

I raised a baby raccoon once. They are very agile climbers.

My first real pet was a ferret named Little Bear. He slept in a bandana hammock.

I have two different sized ears.

Who is Jenness Howery?
At age 13 I was obsessed with Lord of the Rings and sobbed to my mom about how I didn’t understand why I couldn’t marry Viggo Mortenson and how unfair life was.