This Python-based framework is used by the IVM team to run core tests and generate reports

This protocol introduced in 1999 is standards based (IETF) rather than open. No wonder it never caught on!

This SVP was in charge of ACC for a while before returning to oversee all Ottawa office eng products

This is the intoxicating Ottawa Office Suite number

All but one of Ottawa's conference rooms are named after these

This is Akamai's homegrown tool for managing test plans: just don't get Thai'ed up!

Back when Akamai teleconference systems were all Lifesize™, this confusingly-named and unstable client could call meeting rooms.

A departed founder of the Ottawa Office, his family also produces maple syrup

This is the name of the acquired company which formed the Ottawa Office

$10 to this charity bought you a swing with the sledgehammer during the office expansion in 2015

Each E2E build for the Edgeworkers project has this many tests run (within 1000)

This vendor gave us Jabber, Spark, Webex, Meetings, and many frustrations.

This Akamai executive's email address is literally "Faster Than Light"

Before 2014, look for this header to figure out if a site has been optimized with FEO

This was the name of our annual curling tournament for 5 years

Wendy's doesn't make this tool for checking that RUM beacons are working

In 2022 Stack Overflow found this platform was more dreaded among developers than Slack, MS Teams, or Zoom

There is No Better Time to serve your community in honour of this Akamai founder than September

Akamai reneged on this kitchen feature, promised when we originally moved to the Ottawa Office

Before Preston Square, the Akamai Office in Ottawa was located at this downtown intersection

With Protractor EoL'ed, Pulsar tests are migrating to this P-framework

IT got dragged into supporting this platform, to avoid Shadow IT owning it

We got to know him with Wellness when our world fell into the Pandemic, and he was just 3 months on the job

This team was so loud that Akamai added another wing to the office so EW could get away

The Edgeworkers team has grown to this many members (to within 5)