Edie Reviews | 3 Movies...1 Actor | Well, That's Specific | What was the title again? | Shit Descriptions of Movies |
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Portrait of a Lady on Fire
Not a movie for me. All lesbian movies are the same.
Act one: “my loins long for the absence of a dick but I don’t know it yet” Act two: first kiss ???? Act three: what have we done?!? Our relationship is impossible due to society pressures Act four: “the dick has overcame me and I must be with a man DAMN YOU SOCIETY!!” 5/10 |
Jennifer Lawrence
Silver Linings Playbook
X-Men Apocalypse Don't Look Up |
Limp Bizkit
The Director of the Film "The Fanatic" is lead singer in what band?
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Uncut Gems
Uncircumcised Stones
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Funny Games
The title lies or maybe I just don't get Austrians.
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Princess Mononoke
"Beautiful art but the dub voice acting falls flat."
9/10 |
Josh Brolin
Dune
No Country for Old Men The Goonies |
Phantom Thread
Daniel Day-Lewis announced that what movie would be his last performance?
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His House
Her Apartment
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Titane
Lore on how Transformers are made.
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The Northman
"People who think white people don’t have cultural should watch this movie. We got dog people, loud yelling, human sacrifice, and slavery!"
8/10 |
Eli Roth
Inglourious Basterds
The House with a Clock in Its Walls Hostel |
A Vampire
What does Fred think his music teacher is in Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred?
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Tomb Raider
Mausoleum Highwayman
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Another Round
This movie is just the A8 when we're boomers.
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Sound of Metal
"Favorite silent film hahahahahahahahahah *gag* *cough* help me I’m dying ????"
8/10 |
Mark Ruffalo
Now You See Me 2
Where the Wilds Things Are Avengers: Endgame |
Meat Pies
Sweeney Todd's victims would be turned into what after they were killed?
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Eyes Wide Shut
Vision Broad Seal
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The Lighthouse
Two mixed gentlemen who gotta be gay.
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Moonstruck
"Cucked the movie"
7/10 |
Martin Scorsese
Shark Tale
Gangs of New York The Last Temptation of Christ |
A wife
Scott Calvin is required to have what or else he cannot be Santa Claus in "The Santa Clause 2"
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Top Gun
Peak Piece
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A Serious Man
Greedy big nosed goblin loses control of life.
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