Edie Reviews 3 Movies...1 Actor Well, That's Specific What was the title again? Shit Descriptions of Movies
100
Portrait of a Lady on Fire
Not a movie for me. All lesbian movies are the same.
Act one: “my loins long for the absence of a dick but I don’t know it yet”
Act two: first kiss ????
Act three: what have we done?!? Our relationship is impossible due to society pressures
Act four: “the dick has overcame me and I must be with a man DAMN YOU SOCIETY!!”
5/10
100
Jennifer Lawrence
Silver Linings Playbook
X-Men Apocalypse
Don't Look Up
100
Limp Bizkit
The Director of the Film "The Fanatic" is lead singer in what band?
100
Uncut Gems
Uncircumcised Stones
100
Funny Games
The title lies or maybe I just don't get Austrians.
200
Princess Mononoke
"Beautiful art but the dub voice acting falls flat."
9/10
200
Josh Brolin
Dune
No Country for Old Men
The Goonies
200
Phantom Thread
Daniel Day-Lewis announced that what movie would be his last performance?
200
His House
Her Apartment
200
Titane
Lore on how Transformers are made.
300
The Northman
"People who think white people don’t have cultural should watch this movie. We got dog people, loud yelling, human sacrifice, and slavery!"
8/10
300
Eli Roth
Inglourious Basterds
The House with a Clock in Its Walls
Hostel
300
A Vampire
What does Fred think his music teacher is in Fred 2: Night of the Living Fred?
300
Tomb Raider
Mausoleum Highwayman
300
Another Round
This movie is just the A8 when we're boomers.
400
Sound of Metal
"Favorite silent film hahahahahahahahahah *gag* *cough* help me I’m dying ????"
8/10
400
Mark Ruffalo
Now You See Me 2
Where the Wilds Things Are
Avengers: Endgame
400
Meat Pies
Sweeney Todd's victims would be turned into what after they were killed?
400
Eyes Wide Shut
Vision Broad Seal
400
The Lighthouse
Two mixed gentlemen who gotta be gay.
500
Moonstruck
"Cucked the movie"
7/10
500
Martin Scorsese
Shark Tale
Gangs of New York
The Last Temptation of Christ
500
A wife
Scott Calvin is required to have what or else he cannot be Santa Claus in "The Santa Clause 2"
500
Top Gun
Peak Piece
500
A Serious Man
Greedy big nosed goblin loses control of life.






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