Matthew Bernstein

"It was my idea to get pastrami. Your goddam car sent us to a prison."

They are used to get into the fast lane on freeways and to deter buglars

This event marked the fall of North Korea

According to Kathy, "The boys liked to orgasm on it; the girls just got irritated."

Kathy Bernard

"That's wonderful, it sounds so inviting. She can have lunch with Ariel Sharon."

Brian could not drive Kathy home because this feature prevented the engine from starting.

In 2023, a dirty bomb exploded in this city, leaving it uninhabitable for the next five years

The Muellers offer these complimentary services to all guests

Sam Mueller

"You actually can, but that was another four grand. And you have to stick your dick in the lighter."

When this device first hit the mainstream, people would get so excited they would forget they had coffee in the hands and dump it into their laps.

The world finally sees nuclear devastation firsthand during a conflict between these two countries

People who have this cannot distinguish between what is real and what isn't

Matthew Bernstein's Chief of Staff

"It's lucky for us they made it too expensive to do business out there or we would have lost a lot more."

This machine is the main attraction of the White House tours.

The year the cure for cancer was made available to the general population

Marketed under the brand name Alert, this drug gives people jolts of energy without the irritating side effects--until people's kidneys start to fail

Tom Miller

"I don't make the laws, I try to enforce them on behalf of my employer."

When Brad Miller suspects he has a heart attack, he presses the emergency button on this device to contact a medical professional.

This virus is the cause of the first biological attack on the US.

Mueller comes up with a cure for cancer by successfully combining these four amino acids